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![[Decades in the future] "Well, the good news is that we've received definitive communication from aliens. The bad news is that they're asking about Cats (2019)."](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ufo_evidence.png "[Decades in the future] \"Well, the good news is that we've received definitive communication from aliens. The bad news is that they're asking about Cats (2019).\"")
[Decades in the future] "Well, the good news is that we've received definitive communication from aliens. The bad news is that they're asking about Cats (2019)."
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As has been observed, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Yonkers, NY
The alt text on this one is wonderful. :)
Melbourne, Australia
I have so many plans. It would incorporate a Galton board, a Ranque-Hilsch marble vortex tube, and a compartment lined with pinball bouncers with a camera-and-servo Maxwell's Demon that separated the balls into fast and slow sides.
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After a pail of water was thrown on the Wicked Witch of the West outside Salt Lake City, Utah's Great Salt Lake was measured to be 7 parts per trillion witch by volume.
We were able to replicate and confirm prior authors' detection of a moon orbiting the Earth with high confidence.
I would never stoop to vandalism, but I'm not above discreetly deleting the occasional 'this article contains excessive amounts of detail' tag.
Plato made the solids, and five were gifted to the mathematicians. But in secret Plato forged a sixth solid to rule over all the others.
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Ha!
Atlanta, GA
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